Let's face it, Lance Armstrong just became the second biggest fraud of the week behind Manti Te'o's girlfriend. In fact, Armstrong is probably thinking to himself: "At least Sheryl Crowe actually exists!"  Read Article.

This story is so bizarre and so disturbing, it makes you want to cry.

But let's laugh instead.

And so here are the top five lines my tweeps and I came up with on Twitter Wednesday night:

1. Did you hear George O'Leary listed Manti Teo's girlfriend on his Notre Dame resume?

2. This just in: Sports Illustrated is reporting that Manti Te'o's girlfrend used to date Sidd Finch.

3. Manti Te'o's girlfriend actually exists; she's just spending time with Urban Meyer's family.

4. Two people most disappointed Manti Te'o's girlfriend doesn't exist: (1) Manti Te'o (2) Brent Musburger.

5. Who has a better chance of being a starting quarterback in the NFL next year -- Tim Tebow or Manti Te'o's girlfriend?